Challan Number 33.

Today;

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I was traveling with my friends on one of the friend's car when we were stopped by our respectable Traffic Police wardens. He showed everything that was asked; license, car's documents, taxation receipts, birth certificate (lol.. okay not that) . But they were like inquiring about EVERYTHING.

After a care-FREE inspection of whatever we handed, they deduced that we are bound for a challan with a number '33'. This challan is called when THE FELONY IS SUCH WHEN THE VERDICT CANNOT BE DECLARED. A criminal offense worth Rupees 100. lol! :D

That's so cool! - I mean; We can be charged for NOTHINGNESS now.. No matter what you do or do not do; You can possibly not escape from Challan Number 33. This challan has been formulated to be as diverse as the mysteries of the Universe!

- We then dubbed Challan Number 33 as, 'KUCH NAHI CHALLAN'. - Jab aap KUCH nahi kerte hain tu apka yeh Challan katta ha.. :D

Certainly Weird.. but fun nonetheless haha :D

Today;




Well, actually... about a Week back ( :D ).


I and a few friends; code named Sufi, guy4u and HD, were traveling in Sufi's Nissan.

The car was not in a healthy state AND thus we were """SPOTTED""" by Cops. Well... Cops seem too respectable; By Tullas ar'right! :D

They were there... Standing in the Dark, waiting for innocent people to drive to their ambush! - We saw them and decided to drive right to them...! lol!


One Tulla approached to us and after searching rigorously through our Pockets concluded that WE did not have the CAR's documents to "drive".
I mean... WTF! - Sufi Needs a DOCUMENT to allow him to drive his CAR! Not A license! They wanted to SEE A PERMIT!


Now, this is all very common here. I am not defaming Pakistan or anything.. anybody close to me would easily convey my heart for this Country to you, if you so may desire.

This is about the WEIRD things I saw. And quiet frankly... this is weird. - They.. bluntly said, " Hum tumhare saath bhaioun wala solouk ker rahe hain to tum bhi hamarae saath Bhaiuoun wala solouk kero ".

- They, I must admit, were looking very professional in this procedure. One was busy stopping people and harassing them until it is their "turn" to meet with the "Sahab" ( The person sitting in the Mobile van ). Another Tulla was busy removing people from close to the Mobile and clearing way SO that cars and pedestrians do not stop AND so that people do NOT think there exist any "situation". - It was all very Professional.. and it was all very weird..


Allah Rahim kere!